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Nothing like a little black humour to start off the New Year.

 Below is a letter sent to the makers of Tide Detergent by a housewife:
Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it
all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now
that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me
about how clumsy I was, and generally became a real pain in the ass.
One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with his blood on my
new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach
alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out of my blouse, the rug and the floor!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative, and
then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a
suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going
through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go,
I want to write to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,
Jane Smith

 

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