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Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!) The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. Every calendar’s days are numbered.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.


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  1. Great site and interesting reading

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