One of the best poems ever written by one of the best actors who ever performed. Thanks to the LA Examiner
Check this out – Gigantic blocks of ice fall from sky!
Just like the m
ailman, rain nor sleet nor snow will stop us as we begin travelling through Alberta and BC promoting my just released book Almanac of the Infamous, the Incredible and the Ignored. And we drove through all three to get to Lethbridge for a great book signing at Chapters there. Here I am being interviewed by Mark Campbell for Global TV.
Hello, friends and family! Please please please please (this is the begging part)
We need your help with book promotions today. Juanita’s new book, Almanac of The Infamous, The Incredible, and The Ignored, will get a BIG boost on Amazon.com if you go there TODAY and look at it. That’s all, just look at the sales page, though you’re welcome and encouraged to buy one if you like (great Christmas gift!)
So follow the link, please – and get all your friends and contacts to do it, too. Today. Now! Thank you from us both.
http://www.amazon.com/Almanac-Infamous-Incredible-Ignored-Juanita/dp/1578634474/
Tony and Juanita
After the theft of ten Andy Warhol painted pictures of sports figures from an LA home – gosh was it only three weeks ago – I keep watching for a follow-up story, but nothing yet. Probably have to wait twenty years for the movie. It does seem interesting though, inspite of the dearth of information. Here’s the article. Would love to know if you hear of anything that I might not see.
What kind of animal is this and what is happening in the picture?
“I have never yet heard of a murderer who was not afraid of a ghost. “ - John Philpot Curran
Philip Marlowe: “I was tired of being pushed around for nickels and dimes so I decided I’d write about murder. It’s safer.”
Ok – yesterday while at the toll booth I read a line in a book about a guy waving around a piece of pineapple pizza and I thought, yum. Pineapple pizza. Then a truck pulled up to the booth and the guy who had to pay the toll, rolled down his vehicle …window and had this huge pizza in the car beside him. He said, “You want a piece of pizza? It’s pineapple.” (things that make you go hmmmm)
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says “Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,”Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
